The Nancy Drew Crew
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Mystery and Intrigue
Ah the mystery, the intrigue and fascination with things that don't matter,
The clues, the evidence and signs of blood splatter,
These are the things that unite us together in our search,
Galvanise us into action so that we get off our perch.
So now today, I bring unto you
The very talented and special Nancy Drew Crew.
We love suspense and a riveting thriller,
We get a little nervous when it turns to a chiller.
However, uncovering clues and a fake hubber,
Gives our minds exercise and helps rid us of excess blubber.
An unsolved crime,
Isn't worth the time,
We talk, we chat,
We might have the odd spat,
But in the end,
It's a fellow hubber we will defend.
So, what are the clues you might ask,
That set us off on this exciting and stimulating task.
This adventure where adrenalin flows,
from the tops of our heads right down to the ends of our toes.
It doesn't take long to put a name to a face,
And set up some software to start a trace.
Suicide and sarcasm are what got us started,
We sent emails to each other and our plan was charted.
Dissension and mayem are your plans of action,
To tear us apart and start a new faction.
Lies, double meanings and psychobabble speak,
Ah my friend, one day you'll squeak,
For the Nancy Drew Crew
Are so on to you.
We don't think you're a woman but think you're a porker,
And have thrown out the idea that you're somebody's stalker.
We know this is a game and you're just having fun,
And things will be normal when the challenge is done.
But...
The intrigue and the mystery, your identity we will discover,
Your madness and reasons we will uncover,
Because the Nancy Drew Crew
Are so on to you.
You can schmooze to the men
And treat women like they are ten,
But when you leave comments that freak some of us out,
We seriously need to find out what it's all about.
Our suspicions are up and paranoia abounds,
Oh my goodness, how weird this all sounds.
That someone can find time to set up a scam,
And one that is quite clever as well, damn!
Just to lead some hubbers astray,
And stress them out and stuff up their day.
For us this isn't fun but something sick,
Demented, sadistic, just take your pick.
But...
Don't forget whatever your move, wherever you go,
It will always be one step too slow,
Because the Nancy Drew Crew
Is so on to you.
Read unrhyming Cindy Vine
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yeah....go get em Cindy
~ JJ
Hey Ralwus and Pachuca, love you guys and good to see you back here!
hahahaaaa!!!!
Theeeeeeeeey're back.
Can't keep good things away, Toady, now we just have to bring back Pestikins.
I know I miss him and his psychotic Coon avatar!
I pranked called him today and called him a bunch of dirty names, no response yet.
This is not the Nancy I remember-- but then I read the originals. Good update.
Yeah JJ, we want Pest!
Well, Toady, dirty names should definitely bring him out from under the rock where he's been hiding.
Rochelle, I was addicted to Nancy and the Hardy boys when I was about 8-9 years old!
I thought he was just gardening! LOL
oooo.... I love a mystery!!! Whoever you're after better be shakin' in their boots!! You get 'em girl :D
its all part of the hubpage soap opera janetta!
Yeah, who should we cast in the role as the doctor, Toady, ever soap opera has a very handsome doctor.
Pest gardening? Only if it involved rooting and shooting! lol
Oh Janetta, if only you knew, we are so going to catch them.
lol Catch 'em and then some! Wow...a birthday, sluething and a new Nancy Drew chapter book. The lady has class, ;), unlike others...
toad can be the Dr....Doctor McToady!!! LOL
Yes Lita, and please note, all the pictures on this hub are the right way up!
JJ, Yeah Doctor McToady, can you place your stethoscope on my chest and listen to my heart beat when you're standing close to me.
Free breast examinations, 6 PM tomorrow. Hot oil included.
Hey Cindy, A teacher, a writer, and a great comedian, now we can add a detective to your resume. Damn! Where do you get all that energy from? can I be in the Nancy Drew Crew too? I have read all the books and hardy boys too.
did somebody call for Hercule Poirot? No? I guess it's the wrong book! Too bad, he comes bearing a strange fruit! *wink*
good...I need one....LOL
Does flavored lube count?
Dr MacToady can you do three women at once? It'll be JJ and I and I suppose we'll have to include Blonde as if she hears we were being smeared with hot oil during a breast check and she wasn't invited, she'll be so pissed she might assume a new identity and toment us on the pages.
Whikat, all energy comes in a little pill blister pack. You can join the Nancy Drew Crew if you can give us a clue lol
Cris, there will always be place for the voice of reason of Hercules Poirot!
Jj, flavored lube is a good choice, but we might end up using it on the doctor
Oh Man, How come where ever I go people are always telling me to get a clue?
Because we playing Cluedo here, Whikat, to join you have to bring a clue with you!
I am so out of the loop.....and beginning to think that's a good thing....LOL......I expected to see a Nancy Drew collection of old books or something, not a real life mystery.
So Nancy!! Release the hounds! The chase is on! God Speed and make haste, this whole thing leaves a bad taste!
O.K O.K, Here is my clue. It's not me! my comments may be off color or bewildering to some but at 120lbs I'm not a porker. :-) I have lots of clues, but no suspects. :-)
yeah if we use the lube on toad it will be madness...he may really go psycho on us like BP's JibJab video...Math Camp Massacre! LOL
I certainly like that and the clue is that so far we have ruled out , BP, GT, BADCO, ME, YOU, LITA, from my e-mail however there are still a couple out there without any responses. :)
Aw KCC, hope you're not disappointed, but we are on the track and almost have the suspect in our sights.
Aye candie, a bad taste indeed, the end is nigh.
Oh Whikat, by Porker I meant a man, as in somone who porks. Okay, it was a bit crude, yuk! Will have to slap myself repeatedly!
JJ, that video was amazing, lurved it to bits! Yeah, I'm a bit worried as he might be a doctor like Hannibal the Cannibal!
AE, I have cunning suspicions and Blonde tends to agree with me. We need to contact the captain through our special baked bean tin can walky talkies and alert him to new evidence!
oohhhhh he likes a nice chianti while he munches on us with fava beans!! Slurp Slurp!
So who do we think it is? BP emailed me earlier...I want to figure it out too.
LOL Cindy, I guess I did need a clue for your meaning of porker . It's your birthday! don't slap yourself repeatedly why don't you just have hugh give you a spanking? Happy Birthday dear.
Feliz Cumpleanos Cindy!!!!! Are you 21 now or what!? Or do I still have to buy the beer? LOL
I loved it, just loved it.
Remember this you can run but you can't hide baby....I'll be back baby.!!!!
We are smarter than the average bear
Col. Mustard did it in the forums with the avatar!
Oh, wait, wrong mystery. Damn. Thought I had it.
Sorry I had to run, was invited to sit in a friend's garden on a beautiful sunny day and drink 2 bottles of champagne between us. Hic, head is a little fuzzy and can't think of what clues I might have meant and need to probably lie down now for an afternoon nap.
JJ, after 2 bottles of champagne I no longer feel 21 but instead feel old enough to be your mother. hic
Whikat, Hugh can spank me anytime. (tongue lolling out my mouth)
Blonde, if we are smart enough to shop for bargains at K-mart and The Warehouse, then we are smart enough to catch a cold, er, jeez, this champers has gone to my head.
Papermoon, I am putting my money on Professor Peacock.
You can be my Nancy Boy anytime, BC!
hey birthday girl I have one last present, you had to end your day with the Chippendale dancers http://hubpages.com/forum/topic/14999?page=5#post1 lots of love, BP.xox
P.s I tried to put Sufi in but he did not look right as a skinhead LMAO
BC don't work too hard!
BP, will look there now! Another friend just called and I have to pop around to her house and choose some jewellery she made for my bday present. I am being so spoilt!
This hub has left me clueless. I wlill get my famous five or secret seven on to your case forthwith (or is that fifthwith) Well we could settle for sevendipity!
We will hire you Sixty our cases are getting so vast,with pay of course, you would make a great male version of Nancy
all this fun and intrigue, missed something somewhere!!!
Happy Birthday, Cindy.
Great! Nancy Drew is back in business! What happened to the superheroes, Cindy?
And when is the birthday?
Aw man, I wanna be ruled out too! Belated birthday wishes!! Hope you had a lot of love and drinks!
well if you ever need a diversion, I have leather and stilettos...
Sixty, we might need to get in the Famous Five. The hubber in question has just left me hate mail on my fanmail.
BP, Sixty could wear a kilt when he's on a case.
Hawkes, thanks for the birthday wishes.
FP, birthday was today
Candie, had lots of love and too much drinks
Janetta, do you have the handcuffs and dog collar as well?
Well, my dog has a collar I could borrow but no handcuffs. Although, I know a guy....
Mind you, think a straight jacket is more what we need after the hate mail I just received on my fan mail.
I realised that after I asked, Cindy...and promptly gate crashed your party on the forum! :) Hope you had a lovely day!
Have had a great day and consumed far too much vino, thanks FP. Yu have to watch the movies blonde made for me that she put on the forum. Fricking hilarious.
Cindy, you just say the word and I'll have my stun gun charged and ready to go!
How flattering! Rated down for pornography, though.
Have M249, will travel. Well not really. That sort of weapon is illegal and just so. GET UM DREW CREW!! If ya'll be needin a gun hand, I kin' put a bullet through a crow's eye at a hundred paces.
This is very inticing... I felt a bit lost since you the defintion of a porker... I thought, if it were a he they be a poker!!! lol
I have to say... I am very sad. It appears I have been nabbed as this Mango girl... Do you know where I can report this to HP?
Janetta, fire up the stun gun!
MG, why is this flattering? Not everything is about you! And pray tell, where is the pornography?
Trooper, I might need a military man.
Jodi, I guess it depends on what country you're from! People use different words to mean different things. Who's nabbing you as MangoGirl? Just send HP an email.
sumone don't like yer pictures of the butt sisters
Yeah CC, but they do have their privates covered so it's not pornographic
I have sent HP an email... BC has blamed me. He emailed me last night asking to speek. He says that Mango has the same id as me, is that email address? I am very upset about this. I am not sure what is to be said. I moved here to Wales, UK in March, this year. Kept all my old emails for the US. I really hope this is resolved. I thought it was odd that BC would write with personnal advances. I cannot see how I can be compared to Mango Girl as a person or writer. It is clear on my hub, I have stated US/UK. I truly hope this is cleared.
They should be covered, I see navels and almost chubby toes. LOL
I hope so to, Jodi.
CC, think we have started a nut farm
Have we? great for that then. haha I love nutz
Looks like the sock puppet has left the building :D
cc- you are a nutty nut and den some
YES! With so much drama in the LBC its kind of hard being snoop d-o double g!
BC, it may be easy. Cindy can see IP addresses of commenters, Mango left her IP, so Cindy just need to try to match it to somebody else's. Sure, people can change IPs sometimes, but if it matches, chances are this person is Mango :)
Cindy, would you mind?
So CC, do you think we can sell fruitcakes with our nuts?
Sufi, the sock puppet appears to have evolved into something new.
GT, The walrus is a nice nut, maybe a cashew
BC, tsk...tsk...maybe you are the sick one? Jodi looks innocent in all this. She says you contacted her and called her Mango?
You are very wrong. Philosophy had nothing to do with Mango I cannot say what would register for her. It is saddening that I have been plagued by this.
I am a Macadamia my dear. sweet and tender. LOL screw you toad
Oh I see it's rather hot in here at the moment. bye
Jodi, how would your email have been able to be used by Mango then? Do you think it's possible to steal someone's email? If it is, Mango obviously stole yours and has been emailing BC from it and used your email to register at HP.
cc- you are a crushed walnut like the kind I was used to get as a kid at the bottom of my christmas stocking!
I am MANGO GIRL!!!!
Quit lying BC- I am MANGO GIRL!
CC, I actually don't eat nuts as my granny always told me if you swallow a pip you get a tree growing inside you.
GT, I don't think even you can be that sick, even though you murdered me in BP's movie
BC, don't be mean to Jodi, she's only just joined and there's nothing wrong with her looks. You don't think Mango really looked like her pic, did you?
GT you might have always wanted to be a girl, it's okay, many young boys go through that stage
I do not know how anyone could take my email... that is what I do not understand. I hope BC saves all his evidence for proper authorities. This is beyond bizarre.
I just thought it would be nice to also take pleasure in my nipples.
I agree Jodi, BC must follow it up with HP bigwigs.
Toad, maybe we can get your nipples pierced
I don't believe this is happening. Jodi is properly innocent. Here take my ip if you wil and match it up with whatever you want: 91.120.70.10
although, it's pretty useless I must add, as it's changing all the time. :)
Okay, I'm going to work to deal with real people. This is all bullshit. Hope you're happy Mango, whoever you are, with the friendships you've managed to destroy and the people you've managed to upset. I'm outa here. Am sure this gave your psycho mind pleasure in abundance.
I would like to know just what the hell is goin on. What did this Mango mango with BC anyway? LOL
toad, yeah, I'm a cracked nut and you have hairy nipples too and warts on yer ass. hehe
EDIT: Some comments came through before I posted. Let's see what tomorrow brings, when the dust settles.
But bad, you have some dear friends here. Please cool off a bit yer Irish temper reminds me of my wife's. She's Irish too. LOL
I'm going off to work, think my hubbing days are over. I have a book to write and don't need this grief or people to accuse me of setting this all up!
I'm allergic to walnuts.
Good call, ralwus - take a deep breath, BC, and make sure that you don't cut off your nose to spite your face. You have friends here, so don't let the amateur psychologist get into your head.
My partner is half-Irish, and she is pretty feisty!
EDIT: Same to you, Cindy - not worth losing many good things over. Don't leave us :(
You should both take a time out for a while, before you say things that cannot be undone.
I like you both, and would hate to see Mango acheive his/her aim.
This is madness......god there are some sick puppies, HP may have to look into all this, I am astounded to come here and see what upset this is doing to a good friend of mine. We need some sanity restored now, people have enough stress without all this bullshit.
Sufi I agree with you, God this is all making Mango feel like they have suceeded. My idea is if anyone makes bad remarks,just delete them, ignore any bullshit, if crap is ignored eventually dickheads will tire of playing games, I am a lover of peace and harmony, joy to the world, let's make love not war...
Cindy don't worry if anyone leaves a warped comment don't publish it, please don't let this upset you, you are taller than all this.....this is planned to upset you, with strong people like us around you,the walls will come crashing down.
Agreed, BP - a little reflection is good.
I am off to see how Lita is - Mango really upset her, too :(
Wow... Yes, I'd say, BC, please cool off a bit. ;) I know a little how to deal with Irish men, as my partner is a Dougan who traces his geneology back to County Cork.... They, lol, just spill it all out and it is terrible, but when it is over, it's over and they apologize sweetly (usually, ;) ) ....just give 'em a little space.
Mango is absolutely not Cindy, this I know for sure. IE, Cindy has a job and responsibilities. This Mango person was up round the clock, posting--from what I saw, could be on the US east coast from the pattern... Also, they were very internet savvy, and I had to introduce Cindy to tracing IP addresses--as she didn't know. Proof enough!
Curiouser and curiouser.
I still say it was me.
No way, GT, ;) You are in CA--same time zone as me. Also, you can actually write. This person could not... And he/she was malicious and I don't think you are, are you?
I try my hardest.
I don't know, usually when I log on, chaos has left, well Mango Girl's chaos that is.
Hmmm, maybe it was that dam Georgy Malachek Chris wrote about a while back. LOL
Cindy, I have to say, if I can say something here, but yet again, you have pulled me from my usually dismal personality, and to my 'oh my gawd what?' personality. I hope something is done about this. Did you check into the ip address?
AIDY- Some shit went down behind closed doors, but no one knows what happened. I expect someone to revenge someone though. stay tuned for the next episode.
I know this is really weird shit! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzlG28B-R8Y or better yet maybe this one is more appropriate http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2d038iZ2QYY
Those whose e-mail was hacked into, and who were sent were sent obscene messages need to report it. The e-mail thing is a serious breach of privacy...
If it was Mango, then why hasn't she done the same to Uninvited Writer, they had words, needed a ref? Is this the chick that sits on the forum and tries to chat?
Ha! Will do GT! Alas, I am usually the last one to find out about these things...can't wait till this coursework is done.
ROFL 'the twilight zone!'
Who would that be, fortunerep? Mango is gone...but who knows, maybe lurking. I believe Mango/whoever was mainly after BC. And many of us had some upsetting incidences with he/she...the uninvited thing was minor.
I've really been under a rock lately...had no idea all this was going on. I'm more like Inspector Clouseau......stumbling and bumbling my way through.
my bad, that is just all I recall when I read the name, it is all sort of confusing but apparently someone was out of line.
I have 99% proof of who it was, call me Inspectress La Blonde, as I have made some enquiries, some paper-work, some phone-calls after what happened this morning here. I am so clever. Let us just say this the person who was pretending to be Mango is in fact another Hubber who has left a comment on this page as someone else. One more clue for you, do not think too feminine here when working it out.Hahah they are hooked finally, sinker and all.
Zis is what happens when ze blondepoet gets on zee case. Sprung baby, so bow out gracefully or I will make ze announcement of your identity in my next Hub......One down Cindy yahoooo...do not fear any longer...
I'm a man, do you need to verify?
Don't you fear a chain saw Deb? ;)
haha toady you too busy chain sawing my body into little pieces....oooo.....what a way to go :)
Oh yes Misha next time I have coffee with Toad I am bringing rope to tie his hands together haha. Bind them up is my motto..
There was a sheila called mango,
Who said "would u care to tango"
So stupid was she,
That it turned out a he,
An outcast from a town called Nanago
Mango is totally crazy,
yet she is making my mind go so hazy,
I'll put a bomb up her crack,
For all the sense she does lack,
And then life will be sweet as a daisy
BP- ha ha I liked it when you emailed it (the poem)...its even better now that I have become informed of the madness that this Mango has caused on here.~
I am so happy to have one case cracked twas easier than cracking a walnut. I have had such a bad day, a cat across the road was on my verandah , I rushed out and saw it had a baby hamster in its mouth. I rescued the dear little hamster and took him inside.
His little eyes looked at me, and he was shaking...I wrapped him up warm and stroked his little body, was about to take him to the vet, and he died in my hands...For some reason my tears flew everywhere, so I buried him ..
Hey JJ, I thought it would be kinda funny to whack it on now as a finale......share it with the world...cheer up everyone
So email me and tell me who it is....My lips are sealed! Were my suspicions correct?
BP, you really know??? Hey! I'm one of the Nancy Drew crew. I wanna know...
I can mail you later for sure Lita....
Hey BP, I am supposed to bring a clue, but I was wondering if you could help me with this riddle? A bride is supposed to wear something old, something new, something borrowed, something BLUE, is that correct?
Suspicions, kat... It did swear terribly like someone not feminine... But I doubt it, still.
You may be right Lita, I hate to jump to conclusions. But, since we know it is a man, some of the clues have narrowed it down a lot. :-)
WTF is going on here?
Who is Nancy Drew?
A gentle hint to all you Sherlocks:
Don't make too many assumptions based on email addresses - from Hubpages or otherwise. It's pretty easy to fake them and mislead people.
ROFL Whikat....unfortunately I can't reveal the identity here, in private sure....How about this...
The curtain opened, the lights did shine,
Out they stepped, dressed so fine.
They performed with ease, the crowd did roar,
Unappeased, they demanded more.
After time went by, the crowd's roar diminshed,
Minutes before the last act finished.
The actor's brow began to sweat,
"Hey you lot it is not over yet."
A few threw tomatoes up at the stage,
Inside the actor grew with rage.
"Revenge is mine",the performer said,
"I shall take another role instead."
The seed grew into a Mango fruit,
And walked right back with steel clad boots.
Hence a chapter came to pass,
But things were catching on too fast.
So now in the darkness peers two eyes,
Afraid they lost their masked disguise.
And as the curtains slowly close,
Where this may go nobody knows.
I know exactly what you are saying BP- My thoughts exactly...he just changed from one character to another in this strange play within his mind!
So anyone else still up? LOL
Interesting.....I don't know what to say about that complex drama.
Oh my!
It's none of my business, but BC, I wouldn't be posting emails or forwarding anything to anyone if I were you. When you're in a hole, stop digging.
Maybe look up the meaning of "libel" and think about the possible consequences if Jodi does not accept your apology. You were pretty rough on her in a public forum.
I better stop there.
IDK....this is still pretty weird!
.hu is Hungary
the plot thickens......=P
I though it was to do with the Nancy drew books I would read as a kid, but this is a very different take on it.
BTW half the comments don't make sense to me.
Its better you stay confused...LOL. You wouldn't want to get mixed up in this Chismes
Wow!!! I missed a lot!!!! All this talk about Mango made one thing pop into my head...
ROFLMAO!!!!! Snap!!!! that was hella funny......
Cindy please come back. You are beautiful, funny, inspiring, and we need you here. Fair dinkum Cin, lets all go on from here, all this bullshit has been enough on u, hurt so many people, please I hope you were not serious,when you said you were leaving.......Let's all talk about positive things here on HP, how am I going to come to your little grass hut,if you don't.(hugs)Knock knock?.....you have to say now who is there. I want to hear about what you did with Hugh yesterday lol
BC - Eric is right - time for cool water. We know that the person was no noob, so now is the time for patience. They will trip themselves up, in time, so we must keep our eyes open instead of tilting at shadows and muddying the water.
Hungary certainly keeps cropping up a lot, but it could also be a false lead.
PS Cindy - It might be a good idea to unapprove the exchange between BC and Jodi - give the girl a break.
Don't worry, BC - the Irish passion is quick to rise and just as quick to disappear. We all love you for your Celtic fire but, like any fire, it occasionally burns! One of the pitfalls of the internet rather than face-to-face communication - words are a little more difficult to take back.
This person will be back, but we will be ready - there were a few clues in the writing style that we can keep an eye out for.
A stressful time for everybody - time to relax, send apologies and repair friendships - there was no malice here, just honest emotion - everybody can see that :)
Don't feel a fool bc, mistakes happen especially when your head is being messed with.
Cindy don't leave, place is fun with you
That's the problem, BC - if we were sat in a bar and you lost your temper, somebody would put you in a headlock until the red mist disappeared, and then buy you a beer! The spirit of Cu Chulainn ;)
You just need to learn to walk away from the computer sometimes - five minutes break can make the difference and change your outlook. I went OTT a couple of times on HP, so it is easily done :)
Well the atmosphere is a wee bit better in here now I must say. BC I am proud of ya my man for stepping up and apologizing. You are a man of stature. So don't do it agin! LOL I'll have Teresa come see ya and have her paddle yer ass. Hehe
No worries, BC - I must find a referee smiley - start handing out bookings and red cards! ;)
I think that Cindy is taking a little time out - she needs to concentrate on the book, as do I - HP is too addictive!
Catch you later tonight, if you are around - I hope to start a football thread for the close season, once the FA cup final is over, so we can have a bit of good-natured banter on there. Cheerio for now :D
MNethinks alter egos can be a conundrum. I will remain as one. Cindy will forgive, I know she will and let's just be a lil more civil from now on. I love the fun we have had and that's one reason I have returned because of the people I have befriended, and BC you are one of them and some of us were caught right in the middle of it all with no clue as to wtf was going on. I am not angry with anyone and am glad the thing so far is resolved. hugs to all
Wow I love all this positive conversation. Sufi I love the way you think. Ralwus u know I love your kind heart too.
Can we all get back to normal now, back to having fun, seems like a great idea to me!!!
I feel a bit better to see that accusing me seems to been found wrong. Though the nauseous feeling still remains. I hope this was not a prank from a hubber that I enjoy. I have noticed that my ip address changes with checking my own comments page to try to understand this. I have a google email address and do not understand how of why this happens.
I hope to be able to trust and enjoy the talented people I have found here.
I second that motion...
What a generous comment, Jodi - thanks for forgiving us for dragging you into this sorry saga. I hope that this is the last of the matter.
I just looked, and the last few digits my IP seems to change, too - maybe it is because I am on a mobile internet connection.
Yes Jodi, you are so forgiving to come back, I must come and visit your Hubs, love Blondepoet.
Ok, where did you get the pic of me in my bikini???
And, am I out of the loop, who is stalking and pranking who?? who??? O well, I guess I missed it, but anyway, I'm happy if everyone is getting along...can't put too much emphasis on bad comments or arguing on the hub/net. I don't know what it is about typing, but sometimes people will say anything...but never would in person.
here's to peace =))
So tell me who you think it is, Blondepoet. I'd like to know. Of course, it wasn't that long ago you thought I was Randy Behavior, then R. Blue, and someone else, wasn't there? ha,ha! It's true. I am everybody!
It is true - I am actually CR wearing a wig :)
I am CR in a walrus getup. LOL I am an amazing man aren't I? LOL oh what fun
Oh, have been a Nancy Drew fan since High School. This hub is soooo cool, thanks.
Chris you seen mine I seen yours...LMAO.Did I really say you were Randy, geez my memory is bad, oh that is right I remember saying you were Blue, I gave you the third degree, oh God that is funny.
Suf tell them the truth I gave you those hair extensions when you came to my salon, "Naked butts and Awesome Cuts." You said you like the idea of naked hairdressers." Did you not see the extensions I was putting in your hair at the time ?
Ralwus you need to come to my nudist salon and have those teeth clipped, can do some waxing while you are there
My teeth come in mighty handy and so do the whiskers. Ask the penguin. LOL I can pin ya down and tickle ya til ya cry and I have a powerful sucker too. LOL Only imagine what I can do.
lol BP - I was too busy looking at other things, and trying to hide my..ahem..embarrassment.
BP- you have a nudist salon???? Come to mention it...I dreamt of a nudist camp last night..Ha ha ha ha that triggered my memory of a dream. What a trip!!!!! I know I am weird....
Imagine all the old women with their stretchmarks and boobs hanging to their belly buttons and the men with their paunches hiding their little dried shriveled up floral arrangements and hanging balls. ewwww
Haha JJ I sure do, am looking for a beautician to handle the waxing, there is position open if you desire.
Sufi ohhhh I can't blame you, my knee caps are very sexy, oh you sly one I just knew you were looking at something else. Growl.
Oh CC you would not have to try hard to tickle me I am so tickilish
Hmmm sexy kneecaps? Now I've heard everything!
haha Cindy and shriveled up floral arrangements aghhhhhhhhhhh.
Disgusting mental picture, eh blonde?
Oh god yes Cindy oh I got to have some guide-lines in my salon I can see there are going to have to be a few rules and no-nos
Yep, maybe you need to put all the nudists through a kind of an x-ray machine first, to check that all their bits are hanging correctly, before you let them in to your salon.
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned no matter how much I care some people are just assholes. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned you can get by on charm for about 15minutes. After that you better have a big willy or huge boobs. I've learned you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think. I've learned you can keep vomiting long after you think you have finished. I've learned we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place. I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house someones kid did it.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones never go away.
Wow Am I glad I missed all this. Why do we get so steamed up on hubpages? We seem to lurch from crisis to crisis. Whereas a little R&R would do every one good. @Cindy glad to see common sense has prevailed and you are once more amongst us.
LOL to all
I guess we all are hot and steamy here, Sixty!
Blonde, that was all so poignant, very thought provoking and very true!
ROFL CIndy.....
hey BP, why you up so late?
BP, it seems we have both learned about the same things!
that should have been a hub in itself!
dori
I agree Dori, BP should have done a hub about it
Cindy I always guessed you might be hot & steamy! LOL
Just had the massage man around Sixty, and am feeling very hot and steamy!
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Go get 'em Nancy! cool